hiragumodesu
1. It is a flat spider.; It is being polite about a flat spider.
Noun
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1. It is a flat spider.; It is being polite about a flat spider.
1. Uroctea compactilis (species of araneomorph spider)
1. Probably flat.; Probably a spiderweb.
1. If/when it's a flat spider:; If/when it’s a daddy longlegs:
1. If it were a flat spider; If it was a flat spider
1. It wasn't a spider.; I wasn't flattening a spider.
1. Wasn't a spider.; Wasn't flat.
1. If [it] were a flat spider; If [I] were a flat spider
1. Probably a flat spider.
1. Was a flat spider.