ushizakinara
1. If/when the cow splits; If/when the cow cracks open
Noun
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1. If/when the cow splits; If/when the cow cracks open
1. tying a person's limbs to two or four bulls and making them run in different directions (Warring States-era death penalty)
1. Was a cow split.; Was torn apart by a cow.
1. If/when it's beefsteak…; If/when it's cracked beef…
1. Probably a split.; Likely cracked.
1. Wasn't a crack in the beef.; Wasn't a beef split.
1. Is not a cow split.; Is not a split cow.
1. Not beefsteak.; Not cracked beef.
1. Was not a cow split.; Was not tearing a cow.
1. It is not a cow split.; It is not a split cow.