じりめんじゃこだったら
縮緬雑魚だったら
jiri menjakodattara

Noun
Da Copula

The "-tara" conditional form ("if/when…") of ちりめんじゃこ

1. If/When it were/was chintz-patterned small fry:; If/When it were/was a chintz-patterned insignificant person:

Tara Conditional
Usually Written in Kana