スマトラだいごんにゃくだったら
スマトラ大蒟蒻だったら
sumatoradaigonnyakudattara

Noun
Da Copula

The "-tara" conditional form ("if/when…") of スマトラおおこんにゃく

1. If/When it were a giant konjac from Sumatra.

Tara Conditional
Usually Written in Kana