バルカンみみずとかげであれば
バルカン蚯蚓蜥蜴であれば
barukammimizutokagedeareba

Noun
Da Copula

The "-eba" conditional form ("if/when…") of バルカンみみずとかげ

1. If it were a Vulcan earthworm lizard.

Ba Conditional
Usually Written in Kana