スマトラ だい蒟蒻 ごんにゃくであれば
sumatoradaigonnyakudeareba

Noun
Da Copula

The "-eba" conditional form ("if/when…") of スマトラ大蒟蒻

1. If it were a giant konjac from Sumatra; If it is a giant konjac from Sumatra

Ba Conditional