うちわしゅもくさめなら
団扇撞木鮫なら
uchiwashumoku samenara

Noun
Da Copula

The "-nara" conditional form ("if/when…") of うちわしゅもくざめ

1. If/when it's a folding fan, striking wood, and shark:; If/when one is a folding fan, striking wood, and a shark.

Nara Conditional
Usually Written in Kana