赤襟 あかえり まき狐猿 きつねざるであれば
akaerimakikitsunezarudeareba

Noun
Da Copula

The "-eba" conditional form ("if/when…") of 赤襟巻狐猿

1. If it were a red-collared tanuki monkey:; If a red-collared tanuki monkey existed:

Ba Conditional