にしじゅものぐさだったら
二指樹懶だったら
ni shiju monogusadattara

Noun
Da Copula
na-Adjective

The "-tara" conditional form ("if/when…") of ふたゆびなまけもの

1. If/when I were a two-toed sloth.

Tara Conditional
Usually Written in Kana