うちわしゅもくさめだったら
団扇撞木鮫だったら
uchiwashumokusa medattara

Noun
Da Copula

The "-tara" conditional form ("if/when…") of うちわしゅもくざめ

1. If/when [it] were a folding fan, striking wood, shark…

Tara Conditional
Usually Written in Kana