ものなら
mononara

Expression

1. if I (we, etc.) could

Usually Written in Kana
うちのかみさんは もとプロレスラーで、だからもし わたくし浮気 うわきをしているところを つかりでもしようものなら、それこそコテンパンにやられてしまうよ。
uchino kamisanwa motopuroresurāde dakara moshi watashiga uwakio shite iru tokorō mitsukaridemo shiyō mononaraso rekoso kotempanni yararete shimauyo
My wife used to be a pro-wrestler, so if she ever catches me two-timing her, I'd be beaten to a pulp.
Expression

2. if one were to ... then ... (an unpleasant thing would happen)

Usually Written in Kana
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