禿 茶瓶 ちゃびんであれば
hage chabindeareba

Noun
Da Copula

The "-eba" conditional form ("if/when…") of 禿げ茶瓶

1. If balding/thinning (hair); If a balding/thinning (person); If (it is) a balding/thinning (bottle)

Ba Conditional