うちわしゅもくさめであれば
団扇撞木鮫であれば
uchiwashumokusamedeareba

Noun
Da Copula

The "-eba" conditional form ("if/when…") of うちわしゅもくざめ

1. If it were a folding fan, a striking wood block, and a shark.

Ba Conditional
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