つまぐろおうよこばいだったら
褄黒大横這いだったら
tsumaguroō yokobaidattara

Noun
Da Copula

The "-tara" conditional form ("if/when…") of つまぐろおおよこばい

1. If/when the hem is black and one crawls sideways…

Tara Conditional
Usually Written in Kana