がみそりかぶれだったら
剃刀気触れだったら
ga misorikaburedattara

Noun
Da Copula

The "-tara" conditional form ("if/when…") of かみそりかぶれ

1. If/when shaved/razored/cut (like a razor); If/when acting like a razor/sharp/edgy

Tara Conditional
Usually Written in Kana