愚痴 ぐち 地蔵 じぞうだったら
guchi kiki jizōdattara

Noun
Da Copula

The "-tara" conditional form ("if/when…") of 愚痴聞き地蔵

1. If I were a Jizo statue that listens to complaints…; If I were a listening Jizo…

Tara Conditional